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| bsd | dude, where's my code? | ||
| code | hacking for the masses | ||
| contact | solo sex does not qualify as reaching out and touching someone | ||
| gnu | what it means to be free | ||
| history | what state of mental health? | ||
| microsoft | on the lack of innovation | ||
| mrt | get out of school, do drugs, don't drink milk | ||
| phil | an ode to my favorite groundhog | ||
| religion | i am write and you are wrong | ||
| schismtracker | what makes good software great | ||
| secure | tightrope walking without a net | ||
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phil, the world renouned weatherman (rodent?) appears in his top-hat tuxido, with his wife and children, twice a year; the first time about two weeks before febuary second, presumably for the media's benefit. it always amazes me that he makes the same predictions then, as he does on the real groundhogs day.
febuary second happens to be the punxsutawny marti-gras. at 20 degrees (F), the locals will dance around naked; guzzling beer and enjoy much sexual intercourse with eachother.
unfortunatly, neither these poor creatures, nor the groundhog get any beads.
the remainder of the year, punxsutawny is a quiet little dump, with a maximum of two shootings per/month, and where a blowjob is still the fastest way out of a speedingticket. however, law enforcement beware: this used to be a strip-mining colony, so you'll be buying a lot of paper bags.
some interesting facts about phil:
- Phil once attacked his handler. The next day, Phil had a dye-job, a sex change, and shed three pounds
- There is an exclusive ``I RAPED PHIL'' trophy. I own it.
- The movie "groundhogs day" was not filmed in punxsutawny or any part of pennsylvania. the locals of punxsutawny are still none too thrilled.
Please contact me if you have more facts on phil.
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